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Schnitzelparadies

Dienstag 12.11.  19h00

Schnitzelparadies (2005)

Komödie, Niederlande, auf Deutsch

Regie: Martin Koolhoven

Dauer: 82 min.

Darsteller: Mounir Valentyn, Bracha van Doesburgh, Mimoun Oaïssa, Tygo Gernandt, Yahya Gaeir

Nordip hats geschafft und könnte Medizin studieren – denkt sein stolzer Vater. Aber Nordip jobbt lieber heimlich da, wo die Loser aller Länder schuften: in einer Schmuddel-Küche. Hier kämpfen Holländer, Marokkaner, Serben und Türken mit widerspenstigen Schnitzeln, schmutzigen Pfannen und ihrem feisten Chef, einem fiesen Sklaventreiber. Kann sich der Pri­mus wider Willen in dieser Küchenhölle herrlich schräger Typen behaupten? Und wird er die Hand von Agnes gewin­nen, der Nichte der zugeknöpften Hoteldirektorin, die ihm mit Küsschen und Kurven den Kopf verdreht?